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Hypocritic Oath: First, swear no oaths.
Hydrohomic Oath: First, drink 8 glasses of water
The Hippocratic oath kinda cracks me up, cuz we break it almost immediately at the start of most procedures by shoving a needle or scalpel into the skin.
I guess “do only necessary harm that will presumably heal in a way that results in a net positive” doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.
Anyway, we fixed your appendicitis! damns you to a life of poverty with a bill that absolutely destroys your financial health
The original hippocratic oath, by hippocrates, also forbids doing abortions on consenting women.
Look on the bright side - we’ve made a good half-step of progress since then!
Hydrodiving oath: first, avoid delta p.
Hemophilic Oath, First do no bleeding.
pathetic oath missing…
But I can give you the apathetic oath:
First: who cares 😒
Hippodromic oath should be first, wear your color. The hippodrome pretty much ran the politics of the empire.
First, Journey.
So pardon me while I burst, and rise above the flames. Pardon me. Pardon me. Will I ever be the same?
