You haven’t followed the proper tech troubleshooting ritual:

1. Yell at it
2. Ask nicely
3. Blood sacrifice
4. Lament
5. Instigate violence (hit it)
6. Completely disassemble and rebuild it
7. It inexplicably works fine
8. ( ◡̀_◡́)

Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

Welcome…

Comrade.

Reddit is like the late Roman Empire. It looks fine on the outside, but it’s corrupt all the way down, powered by unpaid labor, and the lead pipes are slowly killing everyone.

Not today, CIA!

Why would users do this?

What country are you in? They have Gumtree in the UK and Australia. My gumtree feedback page is one of my lifes proudest achievements.

Has science gone too far?

Would you say its time to crack each others skulls open and feast on the goo inside?

Lemmys slow feed is helping me detox from my decade of reddit doomscrolling

Just like a whale, scraping off barnacles, for greater speed and efficiency

Stonks!

Nah, I live across the way, at 123 Streets Rd, Cityville. Nice place.

“Mate I dont trust you”

“Its okay, I have a certificate”

“This just says ‘Trust me bro’ and has your name at the bottom.”

“If you still dont trust me, just call this guy, he will vouch for me!”

“This is your own phone number.”

Three whole syllables is a bold move for mastodon

Ope, Lemmy just scooch past ye there, tryna get some ranch

Sometimes when I leave google reviews, the business owner will respond and be like “Thanks for the 5 star review, Firstname!”

Ive been using Firstname Lastname since I was born, which was 01/01/1900.