Narrator:This person, naturally, remained celibate for their entire life.

Kings Quest 4 on like 8 disks I think?

It’s been corporate the entire time. The rise of the www literally fueled a global economic bubble.

I had a geocities page all about skateboarding. I’d give you the url, but I neither remember it, nor doubt your phone is wide enough for a url that long

Nope. You got the time period right, but I would like to posit it’s when they started letting our Parents, drunk uncles and dumb ass aunties on Facebook.

The problem always has, and always will be, Facebook.

The only thing I wish I could deny is the 40+ part