Sorry didn’t realize you were trying to connect the systems you mentioned, I thought this was a unified approach instead of them.

PRTG maybe? It’s free for 100 sensors.

Like the title says, it’s meant to be a Tumblr-esque experience.

So basically “NextDoor: Fediverse Edition”.

I’m not against but I think uptake will be difficult because, depending on your starting region you may be competing with an established product and because there is a heavy venn overlap between people who care about decentralization and those who care about privacy and wouldn’t want an app tracking and to some degree giving away their location.

(Clarity Edit: I have a cold, my ending was guessable , but technically gibberish.)

Every barrier that slows down attacks a little is worth it when you are trying to buy time so people can apply emergency updates. It’s not about stopping them from ever figuring it out.

And our national meming treasure, The Picard Maneuver.

You overestimate how seriously I’m taking this.

Federate, let them get a taste of sweet Lemmy content, then cut them off. Will make the Threads experience feel broken for native Threads users.

Well obviously, you can’t tempt fate with that name 24/7 without occasional repercussion.

Yeah seems like the mastodon account would make a lot of sense as a kind of quick and dirty feed of information, particularly when it comes to stuff that’s less “announcement” oriented. Like up down or performance issue statuses and the like.

So you’re striving to raise yourself from full dick to just “-ish”? Otherwise this reply seems a bit ironic.

…I’m not sure you understand how all this works.

I live here but to be clear, lemmy.world is not “the entirety of Lemmy”.

“Non-bot Lemmy instance” Go talk to the beehaw’ers about that, they’re convinced we’re the bottiest of instances. =P