Lol that’s very good satire, thank you for that

This is not pure unregulated decentralization. Learn the difference.

Wait until regulations hears about your decentralized social media not regulating CSAM content sharing. Pure decentralization is a libertarian wet dream. We are not into that here.

Nextcloud appointments does the job. You can even embed a form in your website.

Mailserver works well but spam is a nightmare with mails, and I still don’t know if it figured it out properly.