Congratulations, you’ve been included in the “Assholes” pack.
If you wish to be removed from the pack, you must write a letter explaining why we should remove you and mail it to the address listed below with an attached blood sample in a crystal vial packaged in a refrigerated container with proper padding fit for shipping.
Mastodon Inc,
228 East 45th Street Suite 9E
New York, New York 10017
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Congratulations, you’ve been included in the “Assholes” pack.
If you wish to be removed from the pack, you must write a letter explaining why we should remove you and mail it to the address listed below with an attached blood sample in a crystal vial packaged in a refrigerated container with proper padding fit for shipping.
Mastodon Inc, 228 East 45th Street Suite 9E New York, New York 10017
Spoiler
Disclaimer: this is a joke not intended to convey anything.