Hey selfhosters, A few weeks ago Discord permanently banned me. The reason? I was spamming the frog emoji 🐸. Apparently that’s now a “child safety” issue. No joke, no appeal, just instant ban. I was pissed, so instead of touching grass I decided to nuke my savings and build something better. Meet FrogTalk — my janky but actually decent self-hosted chat platform. It’s got end-to-end encryption, DMs, group chats, a built-in 4chan-style imageboard (Frog Channel), YouTube/Spotify watch parties, voice/video, the works. You can even bridge it with Discord and Telegram so your servers sync in real time. Everything runs on your own server. No phone number, no email, no selling your data. Federation and Tor friendly too. I’m currently broke as hell from building this, but it was worth it. Tired of big tech platforms banning you for memes? Come run your own instance. Check it out: https://frogtalk.xyz/ (Yes it’s open source. Yes I need ramen. Star it or spin up a node if you like it.)